I got this text message on my mobile phone…
Are you emotionally numbed, sexually starved, creatively challenged, artistically void and socially outcast?
Congratulations! You are a Doctor!!
Another message on my mobile phone raised more profound questions…
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
- Why do we still call it a building when it is already built?
- If you aren’t supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
- If its true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
Those are funny.
All in all, it sounds like you are doing ok?
later…
*LOL* Those are definitely the deeper questions of the universe. When you come up with the answers, be kind enough to pass them on!
Actually, it could just be that it’s time to get rid of your cell phone! >;o)