So, You Think You Have Problems?

I took yet another of those online quizzes.

This one was to find out what personality disorder I suffer from. Something that I just knew I had to take.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Personality Disorder Test
Personality Disorder Information

I know that this is part of the web-wide conspiracy to malign me. People just can’t accept the fact that I’m perfect. That is my cross to bear.

The silver lining: I’m not Avoidant or Dependent. I hate shirkers and whiners. And thank Goodness, I’m not Borderline. At least I know where I stand.

Note: I will not be available for comment as I’ve made an urgent all-day appointment with the Professor of Psychiatry at my alma mater.

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5 Responses to “So, You Think You Have Problems?”  

  1. 1 Lois Grebowski

    Don’t you just love those internet quizzes?

  2. 2 jmb

    Oh I wouldn’t dare touch this one, although I did rush over to have a look. I don’t think I really want to know. Histrionic and narcissistic? With obsessive compulsive just slightly lower? They must love you at work.
    regards
    jmb

  3. 3 Vijay

    JMB: As I’m The Boss, they better love me :)

  4. 4 It's me, T.J.

    Well…

    Like you, I just couldn’t resist.

    As hard as I tried I couldn’t reach your high leveles of achievement
    and have discovered that I am only a simple schizoid.

    But I like this little quote on the page as it’s very descriptive:

    “Self-reliant, each loner swims alone through a social world—a world of teams, troops and groups—that scorns and misunderstands those who stand apart. Loners know better than anyone how to entertain themselves—and how to contemplate and to create. They have a knack for imagination, concentration, inner discipline, and invention—a talent for not being bored.”

    later…

  5. 5 Lakshmi

    I could’nt resist taking the test either :)

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