Many thanks to Medblog Addict.
How could I resist 
Here is my expert interpretation of this unconventional scan.
Start Slide Show with PicLens LiteThough this is an outwardly gloomy brain, there is a lot of enthusiasm hidden under the surface. A word of caution is warranted for the people who dare to engage the man with this brain. You will find a lot of eagerness if you scratch the surface. But if you dig deeper you will find the pie-eyed dunce who resides inside! Beware!!
signed,
scan man, Radiologist Extraordinaire.
The pie-eyed dunce? Did it feel strange to be reading your own scan? I swear that Medblog never does any work or she doesn’t sleep.
Whew! What a relief. I have a pie-eyed dunce, too. I thought it was a brain tumor.
You know, Dr. Vijay, I have added you to my blogroll at least twice, but I noticed that your blog isn’t there anymore.
I would blame it on Blogrolling, but it’s most likely operator (me) error. I’m going to try again.
JMB, are you talking about me behind my back again?
I love the interpretation! Maybe for a nominal fee you could interpret everyone’s scan.
SeaSpray: You’ve come up with the brightest idea in the blogosphere. I’ll do the interpretation for a drink apiece.
MbA: I see you succeeded this time. Thanks.
JMB: Do you think I’m worse than a “pie-eyed dunce?”
Ahhh Vijay…if someone can figure out how to cybertube the drinks..your on! and so what is your drink du jour?
Thanks for the blogroll. I am adding you too.
http://lakshmi.vox.com/library/post/my-brain-scan.html