I got this in a forwarded email today. Some of you may have seen it already.
The scary thing about this is how plausible it is, given the current trend towards having all personal information including medical records online.
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your…"
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It’s eh…, hold…….. ..on….. .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK… you’re… Mr. Singh and you’re calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, …….. Your home number is 4094-2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza…"
Operator : "That’s not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?… What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs.10,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,…registration number USE 8999…"
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…. … "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267…….
Customer: [Faints]
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Yes, quite scary future… I do not like such complicated things. You just order a pizza, pay it to the pizza guy and that it is. Maybe only if they had a register of costumers, but only name address and telephone number. I just say, I’m Susan Vrabel and they ask, if I’m from that and that street and that would it be. I would order one tuna pizza and wait about one and half hour
this is the average time here, even if you live a quite near to the pizza restaurant… Than you pay and eat 
Oh… you made me think on the fine tuna pizza, with onions, great potato sauce and corn… 
Too close for comfort - I can see it happening.
I had an experience where I called a cab company I usually use.
The phone at the other end rang and rang and rang…..no answer. I hung up and called another company to get a cab.
Almost immediately after that call my phone rang and I thought “who’s calling at this hour?” ( it was 4 am). It was the first cab company I called. ( I left no message or any info)
” ‘Insert my name here’ I’m so sorry I couldnt get your call for the cab - I was occupied……” That really creeped me out.
Yikes!! That would drive me up the wall personally.